TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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