i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Randomize
