Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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