On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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