new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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