Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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