I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The adults are the big ones right?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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