fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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