she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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