PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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