i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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