My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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