Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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