I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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