Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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