'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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