Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think i have two assholes
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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