omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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