its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize