Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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