We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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