I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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