i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Im part way to drunk.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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