i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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