Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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