just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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