We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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