i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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