ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
