i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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