I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he was CRYING into my vagina
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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