How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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