i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
