Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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