We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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