He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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