Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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