now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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