Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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