bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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