belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's never too late to be topless.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
