the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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