I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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