i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Randomize