We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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