real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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