gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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