i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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