At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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