I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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