the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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