Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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