We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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