i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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