Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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