Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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